New Girl Season 2 Episode 17: "Parking Spot" Quotes
If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.Jess
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.Schmidt
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
I'll be back faster than you can say, "Damn, Winston, I took care of myself already."Winston
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.Nick
Let the Decider decide! I am not the Suggester!Nick