New Girl Season 2 Episode 11: "Santa" Quotes
I don't know the words!Jess
There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!Schmidt
I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.Nick
I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."Schmidt
What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.Nick
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?Schmidt
He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.Jess