Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.

Nick

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• Added: September 17, 2014

Kat: Here are the facts: I’m technically a genius, I have a photographic memory, and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell.

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• Added: September 17, 2014

The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.

Winston

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• Added: September 15, 2014

When did one on one sex become old fashioned?

Nick

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• Added: September 15, 2014

I'm gonna Biden his ass!

Jess

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• Added: September 15, 2014

We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!

Schmidt

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• Added: September 15, 2014