What is this? The last night of drama camp?

Jess

I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.

Jess

I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?

Jess

I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.

Jess

It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.

Jess

The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.

Cece

Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.

Jess

I said chill day in, but did I mean it?

Jess

Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.

Nick

A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.

Winston

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Schmidt

That's too much whisky for my frame.

Winston

New Girl Quotes

I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach