New Girl Quotes
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.
I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!Schmidt
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
You've all thought about me while self-completing!?Jess
Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!Jess
Winston: Hey Schmidt, do you mind if I use the uh...manbulance?
Schmidt: The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the mambulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? It could fit the luggage of 9 Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of 1,000 Shelbys.
Schmidt: What are you wearing!?
CeCe: I don't...I don't know. I found this in the lost found at the gym. I'm not really sure how sexy a "sexretary" is supposed to be.
Schmidt: If you're trying to seduce me, don't dress up like my Aunt Frida at seder.
CeCe: The truth is, I would do anything. Do it anywhere.
Schmidt: Even fantasy locations?
Skylar: Do you know how to make drinks?
Nick: Do I know how to make drinks?
Skylar: Yeah, like alcoholic drinks?
Nick: Yeah, I do that professionally.
Skylar: You could get me drunk professionally?
What's going on? Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?Jess
Where are you guys? Could I have walked out to the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? I'm so cold!Nick
Russell: When I was your age I had a skinny ponytail and I think I was living off of selling my own blood.
Nick: So what happened? You just woke up one day and had all this?
Russell: I realized I wanted to grow up, that's what happened.