New Girl Quotes
Welcome to hell, Miller!Winston
This looks like an ad for a bong making company.Jess
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.Schmidt
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.Schmidt
Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?Nick
It's not gonna end well for these two.Nick
Like I always say, don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.Becky
I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.Jess
Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
It's not mine. I only buy local except for clothing and produce, medication, water, seasoning, meat.Schmidt
It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.Winston