New Girl
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Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.
Schmidt
Welcome to hell, Miller!
Winston
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.
Winston
Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?
Nick
It's not gonna end well for these two.
Nick
Like I always say, don't call me Becky unless you're riding me like a horse.
Becky
I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.
Jess
Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
It's not mine. I only buy local except for clothing and produce, medication, water, seasoning, meat.
Schmidt
It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.
Winston
