New Girl Quotes
Jess: What you doing for Thanksgiving?
Paul: Well I always spend it with my Grandmother, but -
Jess: That's so nice!
Paul: She just died.
Oh my God, there's two of them!Nick
Well I can blanch or I can talk but I can't do both!Schmidt
You tell anyone we held hands, I have 2 people in my phone who will kill you.Cece
Cece's really vulnerable right now. When she's drunk, she has no boundaries. She's really grabby, really physical, she's really loose with her body. So I just wanna apologize in advance for anything she might do.Jess
Winston: What is between you and that chair?
Schmidt: Just a little bit of sunshine.
Cece: I really felt that Gavin was different. Didn't you feel like Gavin was different?
Jess: Yea, I mean he seemed like a really nice...European DJ with a face tattoo.
Gavin: This is my favorite Deep V!
Jess: It's just a deeper V!
Nick: Just stop being so nice!
Jess: Your mother's being so nice.
Nick: Slam on my mother.
Jess: Your mother's gonna slam on your mother.
Jess: I don't need any help! Nick and I are friends. You don't know cause you don't have guy friends. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Or, I'm sorry DJ Dia-beatit.
Cece: He has diabetes.
Jess: He does? Boohoo! I'm sorry. Is it bad? Cause I feel really bad.
Cece: He's fine, he takes medication.
I'm not like you! I don't just jump in the potato sack, with the first potato that I meet with diabetes!Jess
They found another black guy. "Labak Melno Virich". Means a better black guy.Winston