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I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubbles
Jess
Did you see the JWOWW retweet of the Gaga twitpic?
Female interviewer
Jess, you can't laugh at a naked man. And especially Nick. Nick is delicate. Like a flower.Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself"
Schmidt
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.
Jess
Nick: Get out, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it!
Schmidt: Just suck in your gut
Nick: What gut?
Jess: The little pooch where you keep your extra cookies.
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.
Schmidt
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!
Jess
So what I need you to do is this. I need you to put vodka in a water bottle, ok? Then rendezvous with me in the restroom.
Schmidt
We just started dating so were still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.
Jess
He's so soft, like a towel.
Jess
