New Girl Season 2 Quotes
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
I'll be back faster than you can say, "Damn, Winston, I took care of myself already."Winston
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.Nick
Let the Decider decide! I am not the Suggester!Nick
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: I'm still marrying an Indian guy.
Schmidt: Sure, but you went home with a Jew in a turban. I'm just saying.
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!Jess
Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!Schmidt
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
Schmidt: Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up
I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.Sam