New Girl Season 2 Quotes
Cece: You look like a character from The Love Guru.
Schmidt: Aw, thank you.
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.Jess
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.Jess
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girlWinston
Schmidt: I don't really know what that accent is.
Schmidt: I speak English. That isn't English.
What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.Jess [to Nick]
Holly, he's really happy! He's got a 401K and a six-pack!Nick
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Nick, I need you.Jess
Nick: Band of Brothers!
Schmidt: Your friendship means nothing to me. Every man for himself!
Schmidt: I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?
Winston: Is that the way you wanted to say that?
Dammit! Been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. It's like a taffy pole on a hot summer's day.Schmidt