New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 5 Quotes
I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Nick
My whole life is you.
Schmidt
Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?
Regan
I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.
Schmidt
I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.
Schmidt
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.
Jess
Everyone has had sex in my room!
Jess
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!
Cece
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
What is this? The last night of drama camp?
Jess
I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.
Jess
I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?
Jess
