The closest thing I've seen to an animal there is a squirrel eating waffle fries.

George

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• Added: March 22, 2011

Giving you the same work as them would be like asking Stephen Hawking to play Chutes and Ladders.

Mr. Litchfield

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• Added: March 22, 2011

Lucas: What do you want me to do?
Mrs. X: Go fetch.

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• Added: March 22, 2011

So your dirty-haired boyfriend is more important than our family?

J.J.

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• Added: March 22, 2011

Jim: So you're saying with supers it's guilty until proven innocent?
George: Chances are, yeah. Powell family excluded.

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• Added: March 22, 2011

Of all the freaking sidekicks to get powers it had to be this one.

George

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• Added: March 22, 2011

I'm gonna need a bigger lair!

George

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• Added: March 22, 2011

Speaking of family, I think I've still got a little bit of your wife under my fingertips if you want something to remember her by.

Lucas

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• Added: March 22, 2011