Holy frack!

Katie

If we had kids do you think they would have superpowers? Because the terrible twos would be terribler with telekinesis.

Katie

Stephanie: I'm gonna throw you and engagement party. It's what Batman would do for Robin.
Katie: Stephanie, you're the best. Though I'm pretty sure Robin is a confirmed bachelor, if you know what I mean.

I think it was Professor Plum with the lead pipe in the library.

Daphne

If I have to choose a 'ship' right now, it's not a friendship or a relationship. It's a scholarship.

Natalie

Jim: These are gateway crimes.
George: Gateway to what? Loitering?

Sometimes I wish you had been given super hearing instead of super strength. Then maybe you'd listen to me.

Daphne

At the risk of being overly allegorical, with or without your powers, you make my cardiac organ levitate.

Katie

I don't know why I thought you could turn me into something I've never been. Normal.

Joshua

I'm worried about you man. You haven't looked this bad since my bachelor party. My second one.

George

No Ordinary Family Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

I don't know why I thought you could turn me into something I've never been. Normal.

Joshua

I'm worried about you man. You haven't looked this bad since my bachelor party. My second one.

George