I need some assistant. Look man I had a Venti latte before you guys went all Black Hawk Down in here and I think the milk was off. I got a nervous stomach with all of the guns being pointed at me. I've gotta go, and I've gotta go bad. As your attorney, I'd advise you to let a man do his business.


Bruce Willis never would have gotten out of there if it hadn't been for that black dude. Let me be your black dude.


Katie: Victoria is the VP of Human Resources here.
Joshua: Human resources, that's interesting.

Stephanie: When's the last time we actually had dinner together?
J.J: 4PM Pacific Time New Years Eve.

George: Let's just say we're way passed wifi.
Jim: Now this is a lair.

You're the coolest accident I've ever known.


He's trading his life for yours; if that's not brotherly love, I don't know what is.

Loan shark

Jim: Mikey, you OK?
Mike: Other than the gun to my head? Yeah.

Wait a minute; superheroes do not negotiate with criminals. You go in there and flex and do your Jim-Jim thing.


Goerge: The only thing Mathews is known for is missing bodies and bullets.
Jim: Do you have anything helpful to say at all?
George: No.

When people show up to your house with ticket to see the strong-man, do not say I didn't tell you.


You guys must make some serious cash with this 'heroes for hire' stuff.


No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.