No Ordinary Family Quotes
So you're not going to stop one crime so you can get an award for not stopping another one?
Jim
What do they have, a choo-choo fetish?
George
JJ: You think that's what it is. My brain gets too distracted?
Daphne: I don't know if it's your... brain.
Katie: He makes me feel like the highest point in the electromagnetic spectrum.
Stephanie: Aww.
Daphne: You need a sidekick; someone who can keep up with your super brain.
JJ: Right. Why don't I just run down to Geniuses-R-Us and pick one up?
Daphne: Why don't you ask Katie where she hangs out when she's not with Mr. Tall Dark and Creepy?
You bring a police scanner in your bowling bag?
Jim
Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."
George
Poker with a mind-reader? Even I know better than that.
Jim [to JJ]
JJ: That is my poker money!
Daphne: Better than your bail money!
Stephanie: He calls you a lot when you two are fighting crime.
Jim: Why do you think I switched to unlimited minutes?
You guys call it a lair? Or "The Lair?"
Stephanie
Thank god you didn't have that appetite when we first starting dating; I would have needed a second job.
Jim
