Either shank me with this pen, or sign the damn document.


Dark force. Vaguely racist Callie joins the party.


Hold on, you're accusing Jake Gregorian of murder?


Julia: Oscar, what am I doing here?
Oscar: I want the world to know the truth about Jake.

I thought you were a news producer; turns out you're just a mouthpiece for Jake Gregorian.


Jake: I can't imagine what it would've been like to be there when he pulled that trigger.
Julia: I can't stop thinking about it.

I'd like to get through today without further incriminating a man that just killed himself.


Morning, boss. You had quite a night. Do you need to talk? Because we can talk. Or I can give you happy pills. Your choice.


Max: How are you holding up?
Julia: On the one hand, I saw a man shoot himself, but on the other, there wasn't much traffic this morning.

Jake: I think your friendship ended when you started catfishing him, Levi.
Levi: Oh, but you can sleep with his wife and still be his lawyer?

Tell Oscar I'm sorry.


Jake: You blamed it on Dax. Why?
Finn: Because I knew everyone would believe it.

Notorious Quotes

Billionaire flees a crime scene and his lawyer happens to be a guest on our show tonight? Karma is real.


If I take a night off, the show takes a night off.