You go to Paris, I'll go to Zales.

Lenny

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut him loose.

Mike Cruz

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way.
Jackie: You owe me one.
Mike Cruz: No I don't.
Jackie: That works too.

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Home is home, work is work.

Mike Cruz

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• Added: May 20, 2012

Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.

Divorce Lawyer

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• Added: May 20, 2012

I'm not a good breaker-upper.

Zoey

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• Added: May 20, 2012