Nurse Jackie Season 2 Episode 8: "Monkey Bits" Quotes
Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.
What can I say? I like being your girl.
For whatever it's worth, it is possible to love more than one person at a time. I love Kevin and I love Eddie. I might love Eddie.Jackie
Can I not be gay right now? Can I just be a guy whose spouse is dying?John
Coop: It might comfort you to know what I have two moms.
John: Comfort me why?
Coop: Because you're married... to a guy.
Coop: You're right up her alley.
Eddie: Newsflash: I'm up a lot of girls' alleys.
Coop: Did that come out wrong?
Coop: Surgery is gonna be a breeze.
Jackie: Do not make promises you cannot keep.
Jackie: Shouldn't you be peeing in a cup somewhere?
Sam: Shouldn't you?
I'm assessing your performances. And I'm not doing it in private.Akalitus