Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.

O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!

Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
O'Hara: Breakfast of champions.

How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?

It's no fun to talk about money when you don't have it.

If I believed in crying at work, I'd be tearing up. I'm thrilled!

O'Hara

I'm like a shark, man. If I'm not moving, I'm dying.

Coop

Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.

What can I say? I like being your girl.

For whatever it's worth, it is possible to love more than one person at a time. I love Kevin and I love Eddie. I might love Eddie.

Can I not be gay right now? Can I just be a guy whose spouse is dying?

John

Coop: It might comfort you to know what I have two moms.
John: Comfort me why?
Coop: Because you're married... to a guy.

Nurse Jackie Season 2 Quotes

God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?

Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.