One Tree Hill Quotes
You used my pain for a free lap dance!
Chase
Brooke: I hope you don't have to giggle and shake your ass, like I did.
Julian: Hey, if it means they'll use the stage, I'll do whatever it takes.
No Marvin, nobody shrunk your shirts. Nobody added steps to the stairwell at home, and I am certain that nobody made the buttons on your cell phone smaller. Marvin, you're fat...fat, fat, fat!
Millie
Haley: You can cook, right?
Chris: Chris Keller can do it all, baby.
Contrary to popular opinion, he doesn't speak for the both of us.
Chuck
The stupid dry cleaners shrunk another shirt. What is that, three now?
Mouth
If I had a dime for every time I woke up on a merry-go-round or in a park, I'd be rich. You know what I was doing every time right before I woke up in those places? Some random chick.
Chris
Trust me, I know. Chris Keller is not good for relationships.
Haley
Don't worry Jamie. I'm not going anywhere.
Dan
Both these guys are gonna play for the Dodgers, and then maybe my dad will finally love me.
Julian
Alex: Don't you need some actors or maybe a writer?
Julian: Uh, I had both of those things and she wanted to be a musician.
Chris Keller doesn't open. Chris Keller headlines.
Chris
