Only Murders In the Building
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How do you call the cops? Do you just Google cops?
Ben
And your mommy will protect you for the rest of her life.
Donna
Charles: Maybe we'll open a cold case.
Sazz: I got a cold case for ya!
Oliver: Howard, Jonathan has got to go on. Who's going to replace our leading man on five minutes notice?
Howard: I don't know. But we will need someone who knows his every line, someone who's studied his every gesture, his every intonation. Someone who never sought the spotlight but is willing to accept the weight of the detective's hat.
Donna: It's a thing we do.
Mabel: It's so sweet. I'm gonna leave before it gets any sweeter.
Oliver: [snorts]
Loretta: What? Did I do good?
C-Can we just take a beat to appreciate how magical this is? The three of us, reunited at last, investigating as one?
Oliver
No, I just need to read two words. Two words I'll never forget. "Didn't sing." This is Maxine's review of my original show, but it was never published.
Oliver
Loretta was right. You're a fucking pig. You're a fucking pig! You're a fucking pig. You... are... a fucking... pig! Pig! [panting] Pig! [oinking] You're a fucking pig! [oinking] [squealing] [snorts] Fucking pig!
Ben
Charles: Williams questioned everyone who crossed paths with Ben that night, and we can use those interrogations to make a timeline of that 30 minutes!
Oliver: Ah! I knew you were due for a good idea since your last one six months ago.
Doctor: Congratulations. It's a podcast.
Charles: Wah! [sucking]
Oliver: Mama!
Charles: Wah! Wah!
Oliver: Mabel... Mabel. Mabel! Mabel!
Charles: Wah!
Loretta: Who goes there?
Detective Williams: NYPD, motherfuckers! The stalker, he didn't do it. He's creepy as fuck, but he didn't do it. The killer is someone in this room.
