Oh, my God, the twists and turns of this are unbelievable. It's like a rainbow crafted by a drunken leprechaun.

Oliver

Mabel: I'm a stranger that lied to you a bunch and you're two randos that dragged me into a podcast.
Oliver: Rando is a slang for a person of no significance.
Charles: I used context clues but thank you.

You know, it's a law of nature. Nothing good ever happens on Long Island.

Charles

Women who knock rarely make history.

Mabel

Oliver: Apparently people still watch live TV. Where was this audience when I directed Godspell Live on NBC?
Charles: That was you?
Oliver: No, but it should have been.

We're born alone, spend most of our time alone, then we all go out alone.

Detective Williams

Only Murders In the Building Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Mabel: I'm a stranger that lied to you a bunch and you're two randos that dragged me into a podcast.
Oliver: Rando is a slang for a person of no significance.
Charles: I used context clues but thank you.

Oh, my God, the twists and turns of this are unbelievable. It's like a rainbow crafted by a drunken leprechaun.

Oliver