
Only Murders In the Building
Tuesdays on HuluOnly Murders In the Building Season 1 Episode 6: "To Protect and Serve" Quotes
Oh, my God, the twists and turns of this are unbelievable. It's like a rainbow crafted by a drunken leprechaun.
Oliver
Mabel: I'm a stranger that lied to you a bunch and you're two randos that dragged me into a podcast.
Oliver: Rando is a slang for a person of no significance.
Charles: I used context clues but thank you.
You know, it's a law of nature. Nothing good ever happens on Long Island.
Charles
Women who knock rarely make history.
Mabel
Oliver: Apparently people still watch live TV. Where was this audience when I directed Godspell Live on NBC?
Charles: That was you?
Oliver: No, but it should have been.
We're born alone, spend most of our time alone, then we all go out alone.
Detective Williams