Only Murders In the Building
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What a terrific god-damned finale this is going to be.
Oliver
Oliver: We've got to break the door down.
Mabel: Excuse me, we weigh 125 combined.
Oliver: Oh, thank you! It's the dips.
I've broken up with people for whispering loudly in movies or chewing weird.
I'm a sucker for lonely guys with notable age differences I meet on elevators.
Jan
I've had worse injuries shucking oysters.
Oliver
I'd like to point out that when I offered to help, everyone sent me home to get stabbed.
Jan
She's not a kid. We only think she's a kid because we're old.
Charles
Tim Kono's death has now been ruled a homicide and apparently one of you jerkoffs did it.
Bunny
I am riveted. She is so the better you.
Oliver
For a long time, I felt ashamed to have a deaf son. It ended my marriage, actually. That and, you know, all the whores.
Teddy
You'll make the right choice. Because if you don't, well, I know where you live.
Teddy
Detective Wiliams: Aw, shit. Fuck. Fuck, man.
Oliver: Is that a good shit fuck fuck?
