Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixPopular Orange is the New Black Quotes
All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.
Red
You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.
Healy
Sophia: Why did God have to give me that stupid penis?
Sister Ingalls: I don't know. Any more than I know why he gave men nipples.
I am in here because I am no different from anybody else in here. I made bad choices. I committed a crime and being in here is no one's fault but my own.
Piper
You can only vote within your race or your group. Look, just pretend it's the 1950s. It's easier to understand.
Nicky
This smells like mildew. That means your counter is gonna smell like mildew. You need to wash your rags, Red.
Nicky
I'm just not sure that I'm ready to be Piper Chapman the convict/fiancee.
Piper
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?
Boo
Everything off the books lives like Anne Frank now.
Red
Claudette: I look Michael Jackson.
Piper: No, I think you've got the wrong skintone. I look like Michael Jackson.
Oooh. Maria might be in labor. Could you Google symptoms? They're taking bets. If I guess closest to the birth time I could win a Twix.
Piper
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.
