When I said prove it, I meant in a Coach Taylor kind of way, not a terrify all the inmates kind of way.

Caputo

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• Added: June 13, 2014

Larry: I slept with someone.
Piper: Really? You decided to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth?

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Larry: I can't believe you're wasting your time on lettuce.
Piper: Do you know how long it's been since I had a vegetable that actually crunched?

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• Added: June 13, 2014

If I can't be with grandmother, I'm at least going to enjoy this trip for her.

Piper

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Larry: You, you, ah, could stay here if you want.
Piper: Wow. You couldn't even make that sound as if you meant it.

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• Added: June 13, 2014

Mendez is back, bitches!

Pornstache

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• Added: June 13, 2014

What could I possibly try to be taking out of prison?

Piper

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