Aw man, I was just starting to like you. You gonna go soft on me Vause?

Nicky

Nicky: What was your major?
Alex: Oh, I just lived on campus and went to parties.

I haven't quite figured it out yet, but I'm going to be able to rewire a lamp. Soon. And I'm very excited about that. I always felt I lacked practical skills in life. And I don't know.

Piper

If you ever want to go home, get that screwdriver back on that wall!

Claudette

I don't know. I've never cleaned up another person's pee before.

Piper

Orange is the New Black Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

If you ever want to go home, get that screwdriver back on that wall!

Claudette

I don't know. I've never cleaned up another person's pee before.

Piper