I ruined my miracle by getting thrown in the SHU. Which was seriously the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Even counting that time I smoked crack thinking it was meth and then took four shots of Everclear and ate cat poop.

Angie

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• Added: June 17, 2015

I have a birthmark on my left butt cheek that's shaped like a scarab. Doesn't make me Cleopatra.

Red

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• Added: June 17, 2015

Daya: You make it sound like she's drugs.
Aledia: The worst kind. She's gonna make you feel better than you ever thought you could, then drain all your money and ruin your life. You're always gonna need her. And even when you hate her, you're gonna love her.

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• Added: June 17, 2015

Because I wear protection, so I haven't caught whatever form of syphilis you have that caused your soul to rot.

Caputo

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• Added: June 18, 2015