God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.

Soso

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Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on.

Poussey

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Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?

Taystee

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Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.

Caputo

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[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.

Red

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I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy.

Sister Ingalls

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Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.

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Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.

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You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.

Caputo

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