Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 2 Quotes
God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.
Soso
Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on.
Poussey
Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?
Taystee
Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.
Caputo
[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.
Red
I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy.
Sister Ingalls
Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.
Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.
You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.
Caputo
It's not the dying that's hard. It's that I have to do it here. The last thing I have to see is you assholes.
Rosa
Daya: There's too many people in here. It's making the air feel weird.
Aleida: It's mostly farts.
We keep the fence between us, but we can all see each other. No surprises.
Red
