I wanted to play last night, but y'all was crashed out on my couch.

Butch

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• Added: February 21, 2017

Sally Ann: Can I help?
Frieda: Well, you might as well heat up some eggs now that you are eating for two.

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• Added: February 21, 2017

Wade: Is there any particular reason you're in my office?
Matt: Yeah, sit down.
Wade: I would, but you're in my seat.

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• Added: February 21, 2017

Prisoner: That's our food.
Lil' Foster: Your food tastes like shit.

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• Added: February 21, 2017