P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Season 1 Episode 6: "Legacy" Quotes
Eloise: One thing I do know is these niggers roun' chere love them some titties on Saturday night.
Clifford: And don't they love God on Sunday morning.
Oh. I taught her so well.
Clifford [watching Keyshawn]
Corbin: Daddy told me we need to make something out of our inheritance.
Wayne: Daddy didn't give a shit about our inheritance. The only things he gave a damn about was guns and pussy. And he damn near ran this family into the ground playing with both.
Damn. You finessed [Andre] without even looking. Goddamn, you high-yella helpless.
Mercedes [to Autumn]
Mercedes: You stupid if you're trying to hide money in a locker.
Autumn: Not as stupid as the church building fund.
Mercedes: Duly noted, bitch.
Clifford: Girl, this coffin shape makes my fingers look fat.
Nail stylist: Uh, uh, Uncle Clifford. Call it "ballet." Don't put death on yourself.
Clifford: What you said.
Clifford: I think it's time you get on your knees and ask God for a favor.
Ernestine: God don't want his dick sucked by me. I still got my teeth.
Clifford: Oh, God! You just so uncouth.
Keyshawn: Bitch gotta wanna fuck you and niggers gotta wanna be you.
Murda: Ooo, I likes that line. I'm gonna throw it in my next joint.
Keyshawn: Well, credit the right person. That's Uncle Clifford's line, not mine.
You can be Thelma and I'll be Louise.
Mercedes [to Autumn]
Mercedes: Cortez probably rolling over in his grave.
Shel: Cortez ain't rollin' nowhere because I burned his cheatin' ass up.
Mercedes: You loved dance.
Terrica: No. I just loved being around you.
