Hailey: I'm sorry. I don't drink.
Ernestine: What kind of ho is you?

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I'm going to put a cap in your monkey ass.

Mayor [to Andre]

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Hailey: $200,000.
Ernestine: Oh, Lahd! That's more than my coochee's worth.

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Montavious: She ran out on me like a thief in the night.
Mercedes: Don't hate her for loving her child more than you. Because mothers are built that way.

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It looks like you're getting white and brown liquor tonight. Careful of the mix though. Sometimes it can make a nigger sick.

Mercedes [to Montavious]

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Hailey: I'm not your wife.
Montavious: You could have been. You should have been.
Hailey: The only thing you're married to is that fuckin' gang of yours.

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Look what the riffraff done bringeth to the clubbeth.

Uncle Clifford [to Big L]

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Big L: Diamond, ain't nothing poppin' off tonight with you at the door.
Diamond: Better not be. It smells like rain.

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Hailey: They always under-estimate how smart the pretty girls are.
Montavious: Yeah. You pretty-ass bitches can get away with murder.
Hailey: Almost.

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