So. You ready for some twins?

Whisper [to Autumn]

Farrah: Happiness is more important.
Mercedes: Says the rich bitch.

Clifford: Sometimes you just gotta dream new dreams.
Mercedes: You sound like you're talking to yourself.

Tomorrow, I'll either be a very rich woman or a very dumb bitch.

Autumn [to Keyshawn]

Uncle Clifford: I should not be having sex when my grandmother's in the hospital dyin'.
Murda: Why? Ernestine would want you to have some sausage for breakfast.

It's gettin' dirty down in the valley, y'all.

Newscaster

Mercedes must get it from her momma.

Stripper

Andre: Blame my rise in the polls for the passion I have for my hometown.
Newscaster: Or perhaps that stripper magic.

P-Valley Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Mercedes must get it from her momma.

Stripper

Andre: Blame my rise in the polls for the passion I have for my hometown.
Newscaster: Or perhaps that stripper magic.