Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
(to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?
Gordon
He hit me first and then I get lunch detention? What genius thought that up?
Max
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.
Sarah
Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.
I know you probably already know this, but you're a really good mom. I lost mine a long time ago, but I've really enjoyed getting to know you.
Alex
You came.
Seth
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.
Amber
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
Sarah
You think you can get along with your Justin Bieber hairdo and your Invisalign braces? Well guess what? Puberty is going to set in and it's going to set in ugly... Be a friend. Be a friend, not a bully. Have a good day!
Kristina
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
Max
Baby, you're taking this way too personal. It's not personal, it's business. Your brother wants to be in a business and you want to be in this business and maybe it's not the same thing, but it's not personal. He's still your brother.
Jasmine
