Favorite Parenthood Quotes
This stay at home parent thing? The full time thing? Harder than I thought.
Julia
If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.
Drew
You killed her!
Joel
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.
I'm in a restaurant with my boob hangin' out. You relax.
Jasmine
Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.
Crosby
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?
Max
Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Drew! I love you.
Natalie
