Of course he's in pain. Women are conniving soul crushers and if he realizes that,he'll be okay. He has a chance.

Hank

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Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?

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Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

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Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...

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Kristina: I will talk to him. I'm sorry. We can still go to Funkytown!
Adam: Okay!

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Love man. It sucks.

Hank

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