I mean, her dog is probably dead. And it's my fault. So there's no way she's going to date me or go out with me.

Drew

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Crosby: You know, there's wheat in beer.
Jasmine: Yeah, so?
Crosby: So when he's at his first keg party he'll gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sippin' on chardonnay in the corner. That's on you.

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Simon and Garfunkel are not dead. They'll live forever.

Zeek

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Not to sound skeptical, but a wheat allergy, it seems like it's the snuggie of diseases...everyone has one this year.

Crosby

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I gotta ask you a very serious medical problem, Jabar. Have you been farting a lot lately?

Doctor

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