Max: You're both fascists. It's unfair. I'm reporting you both to the House Un-American Activities Commission.
Adam: Yeah, well, you're going to have a hard time getting in touch with them because the House Un-American Activities Committee was disbanded for being un-American!

I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.

Adam

I don't want to listen to your mother! I'd rather listen to the air in the sprinklers!

Zeek

Okay. Please, stop torturing me. Why should I be team Gale?

Hank

You either pick a sport or play the violin.

Joel

Parenthood Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Okay. Please, stop torturing me. Why should I be team Gale?

Hank

You either pick a sport or play the violin.

Joel