I know you don't want me in your life right now, but I don't know how to do that, so call me if you want to practice. I'm really good at that kind of thing.

Julia

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Kristina: You shouldn't have called those kids losers.
Adam: I know.
Kristina: They're not losers. They're jackasses.

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Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?

Max

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He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.

Crosby

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Mark: Just two dudes, eating burgers, hanging out.
Drew: Pretty classic scenario.

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Sarah: Do you start all your best talks with "hey man?"
Mark: Yeah, that's like the key, "woah, this guy speaks my language."

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You know what? Your trying to control my stress is stressing me out.

Zoe

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