Parenthood Season 2 Quotes
I'm not interested in memorizing a bunch of facts that have been polished up to make it look like he's won something.
Adam
I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.
Kristina
Seth: MJ, these are my kids, remember?
MJ: Wow, I haven't seen you guys since you were babies.
Amber: Yeah, neither has he.
Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.
Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude
Zeek: Who wears the pants in the family?
Crosby: What year do you think this is? The fifties? There's no one wearing the pants, or not wearing the pants...it's a partnership.
Zeek: Oh my God, that sounds dreadful.
Sarah [to Corey]: Do you like to wrap?
Corey: You mean like freestyle?
I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.
Julia
I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?
Zeek
Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...
You're not his friend, you're his father.
Jasmine [to Crosby]
Mom asked you to call everyone to dinner, will you do it? Seriously, you are such a disappointment. I don't know why you're her favorite.
Adam [to Crosby]
