Parenthood Season 2 Quotes
A man has a certain relationship with his Thanksgiving day bird.
Zeek
Nate: Oh drama, baby thinks that Crosby stole {the school play} from him.
Joel: Thanks, that didn't make me sound petty at all.
Crosby: Kristina, she's Switzerland, we can use her as a buffer.
Sarah: Yeah, can we clone her and sit her next to all of the difficult people?
I'm running for president of Thanksgiving.
Sarah
I went to your little Portuguese pound cake, and told him to stay away from what's mine!
Zeek [to Camille]
Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.
Adam [to Amber]
I've been dying to be your assistant since we met.
Crosby [to Joel]
Crosby: What about you Adam, have you ever used my home as a cheap hourly motel?
Adam: Don't be ridiculous. Of course I have!
Crosby: Little did I know I was living on a floating brothel.
Bravermantitus, it slowly eats away at your brain until you become exactly like them.
Joel [to Jasmine]
You have a crush on a homeless guy! Okay, be safe! You look good, and clean. He's gonna like that.
Amber [to Haddie]
Adam doesn't punch people, you punch people.
Camille [to Zeek]
Crosby: Well that was disappointing. Well that was a non event.
Jasmine: Babe he's six and a boy, weddings aren't high on his list.
