Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

I'm gonna handle it. She can't handle it. She never could! My God. A disease?!

Zeek

I'm wearing a bulldog necklace Crosby! Will you just go to house and get me some clothes!?

Adam

Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.

I know it's a little Dim Sum, but it's clean.

Adam

Crosby: On the topic of your hipness, do you think on Friday you can go untucked, maybe drop a button or so. Just hip it up a little.
Adam: Hip it up.
Crosby: Well, you don't want to go in there looking like a tax auditor.

You don't think I look like Captain Morgan, do you? The rum pirate guy? He has curly things, and a longer...come here.

Mark

He hit me first and then I get lunch detention? What genius thought that up?

Max

Brother, we are officially in business.

Adam

Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!

I know you probably already know this, but you're a really good mom. I lost mine a long time ago, but I've really enjoyed getting to know you.

Alex

I need you to give my heart an erection, okay? Let's do this!

Director

Parenthood Season 3 Quotes

We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.

Julia

Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.

Kristina