Of course he's in pain. Women are conniving soul crushers and if he realizes that,he'll be okay. He has a chance.

Hank

Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

Drew: Mom, it's not Amy. It's a spammer trying to sell me an enhancement drug for a bigger penis. That's what it was.
Zeek: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Kristina: I will talk to him. I'm sorry. We can still go to Funkytown!
Adam: Okay!

Love man. It sucks.

Hank

Joel. I feel like I'm waiting to fall in love with our son.

Julia

I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.

Mark

Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.

Zeek: Ah, hey chief. We gave ya baseball.
Crosby: Thanks for that.

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.

Jasmine

And now, take your shirt off!

Sarah

Parenthood Season 4 Quotes

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.

Jasmine

And now, take your shirt off!

Sarah