Joel: And no I'm not willing to stop fighting for our children and for our marriage, but this, this wasn't my call. This wasn't my fight, so please don't dig in on this. Please. It's over now.
Julia: Well, whenever you're ready to fight for us, I'm here.

The Joel I know would have said to Crosby, "This is my goddaughter and I'm not bailing out."

Julia

Add a dinner to the Aida weekend and let the festivities begin.

Crosby

Crosby: I really hope you guys can, you know can, find your way back. I know it's none of my business, but I just, you know, we love having you in our family and..I'm sorry, you know.
Joel: Thanks buddy. Thank you. Thank you. I completely get it. You know, I don't... I don't need to be the godfather.

Julia: Thank God green week is over.
Ed: The environment is such a pain in the ass.
Julia: It really is.

OK. Look, I'm sorry for comin' by and I'm sorry for whatever part I played in this, but if you honestly think that I'm the sole reason that you and Joel are having problems then you're fooling yourself. And if you really want your marriage back, you're going to have to dig a little deeper.

Ed

Crosby: We were just playing who's the blackest sheep in the family game but you're not allowed to play.
Sarah: Mr. Perfect pants.

I don't mean to barge in but I got such a good bottle of wine. I know it's good because I stole it from Carl.

Sarah

Adam: Listen, if I gotta be stuck in the mud, I wanna be stuck in the mud with you.
Kristina: Well you're stuck.

Amber: What do you want?
Drew: For her to leave and go back to school.

I like that you, I don't know, think about your family here. Think about your sister. And that you have no idea how beautiful you are or how funny. Oh my gosh. I sound like I may be falling for you. I guess that's why we're here. Beer anybody?

Carl

What? Our whole history is in this house. You can't just sell it out from under us and act like it's not a big decision.

Crosby

Parenthood Season 5 Quotes

That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.

Hank

Max: I walked, during my radius, that I can walk to on my own. The idea is that I build autonomy so that eventually I'll be able to move out and support myself. Also, eventually, they're going to die, so I'm going to need to learn to live on my own anyway.
Hank: Hmm. That's touching.