Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.
Ben
All I want is the promise of democracy.
Leslie
The offer is valid for 48 hours. We’re also interested in acquiring your Thinking PJs.
Lawyer
Ronnn. Can you put some more tiny marshmallows in my hot choccy?
Tom
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
The average woman worries about how she looks in a bathing suit. So does my nanny. I get it!
Annabel Porter
This morning I saw a youtube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.
Tom
Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?
Ben
Video Ron Demand.
Tom
Barney: I just can’t believe it’s finally happening!
Frank: Hi Ben. I’m Frank. I took the job when you turned it down. I’ve heard a lot about you.
I have gone head to head with Jamm 112 times. He has won 56 times and I have won 56 times.
Leslie
How sweet is this table? I got it from an authentic Benihana for $4000.
Jamm
