Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: I know you're not gay.
Tom: No, I'm not.
Leslie: But you're effeminate.
Tom: What?
Leslie: Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
Tom: That's because it was featured in Details magazine, and it's awesome.
Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.
Ron
The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.
Leslie
I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”
Ann
His real name is Dante Fiero, but he changed it to Dennis Feinstein 'cause that's way more exotic in Pawnee.
Tom
Chris: I had a dream. That she came into this room. Stole all my flu medicine and told me not to tell you and disappeared through that hole in the wall.
Ann: The door?
These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.
Tom
Tom: I meet a girl at a bar. She seems kind of into me, could go either way. I get her number. It's two days later. What do I text her?
Zach: It was nice meeting you.
Tom: No, Zach. I don't text her it was nice meeting you. I wait eight weeks and I text her, "what's crackin'?"
Leslie: Ron will show you around.
Ron: Um, right this way is the exit.
Ron: Who the hell is 'Fwarp'?
April: I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. It sounded like his name was Fwarp.
Ron: Get his number?
April: No.
Ron: Good girl.
Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?
Ron
Breakfast food can serve many purposes.
Ron
