Slowing down is not really my jam.

Leslie

This case just remained interesting.

Andy

Waiter: Would you like any wine to start?
Leslie: Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you, I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.

Can we by any chance stop at a place that has free pants?

Andy

PSYCH!

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Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.

Great news! Lots of old people have chlamydia!

Leslie

I've seen you look at her ass when she leaves the room. You love her.

Leslie

Leslie: Possum, there was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed.
Ann: What?
Leslie: And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras. And I'm so sorry, it's our fault we captured it and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum, OK? April, run, April. Sorry, Ann. I love you!

April: You're, um, Pawnee's Woman of the Year it looks like.
Ron: Oh, it's about time.

Ron: Sell the zoo animals.
Ben: OK, to whom?
Ron: Cosmetics labs, weird restaurants. I'm just spitballin' here.

Needles in your face pleasure in your base.

Donna

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.