Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Townsperson: I’m more of a Jack Johnson guy.
Jerry's work is often adequate.Ron
They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good.Ben
He's like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond super villain criminal mastermind. Or maybe someone else is doing it.Leslie
Tom: Dude, what the hell kind of art is this? It looks like a lizard puking up Skittles.
Arnold: I'm an abstract expressionist.
Tom: No, you're a con artist, and I'm a guy who's out 20 bucks. Ugh, whatever.
Woah, Dylan, slow down. That sweat suit is not for sweating. If you take that crushed velvet on more than a brisk walk,it'll fall apart.Tom
Every two weeks I need to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.Ron Swanson
I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.April
Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!Leslie
The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.Leslie
Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!
Tammy: It's really good to see you, Ron.
Ron: You've aged horribly.