Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
There's a 30% chance they'll die.Ben
Leslie: Andy, you remember Shauna Malwae-Tweep from the Pawnee Journal?
Andy: How could I forget? You wrote the article when I fell in the pit and then afterwards had sex with Mark and everyone talked about it.
Chicagooooo! The big apple!Andy
I had to finish watching Swimfan because it was... on.April
Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.April
Tom: Come on, Ann, what are we doing? Maxim or Good Housekeeping?
Ann: I'm not sure which one is the insult.
Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!Tom
I'm awesome at being humble.Tom
My problem is I don't know how to tell if we're doing good, because when you play a rock show, it's really easy to know if you're doing great because chicks will flash their boobs at you. When you're up on stage. And you're like, "That musta sounded pretty good." But I can't, if that happens here my eyes will fall out of my head and I'll die.Andy
Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator.Leslie
It's f*cking milk.Ron
Right now my gut is telling me we're going to listen to Mariah Carey the whole way home.Ann