Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Leslie: Suspect still with friends in parking lot. He looks obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance.
Dave: Uh, confirmed.
You are the world’s most adorable and I LOVE YOU! You are so freakin’ precious!Craig
Chicago has a lot of stuff and people, but I like to nothing and hang out with no one, so no thank you. And I love you. But no thank you.April
I doth proclaim to be a stupid fart face.Leslie
I'm from Eagleton.Leslie
May I say for the record that is a dope pocket square?Tom
Uhhhh...you're on fire.Donna
I dig your groovy tunes man.April
This case just remained interesting.Andy
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.Andy
I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.Andy