Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 13: "Bowling for Votes" Quotes
All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.
Leslie
I've never been very good at letting things go. I can't tell you how many times a fun tug of a war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of always gets mad.
Leslie
Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
April
When I eat it is the food that is scared.
Ron
I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.
April
Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Ron
Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
To the better place world, Fred.
April
Not now Ben, I would like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.
Leslie
I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.
April
