Ron: That's not the whole story.
Leslie: What does that mean?
Ron: It means what it means. That is not the whole story of why I left.

Leslie: Come on Ron, we were friends for 10 years.
Ron: We were work proximity associates.

Ron: WHAT IF WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE?
Leslie: I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT POSSIBILITY!

I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.

Parks and Recreation Season 7 Episode 4 Quotes

Ron: WHAT IF WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE?
Leslie: I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT POSSIBILITY!

I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.

Ron